You just wasted 3 seconds reading this.
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
OKAY, SO I WORK IN A RESTAURANT
IT’S BLACK FRIDAY
AND A COUPLE WEARING CAMOUFLAGE COMES IN
AND BEFORE I COULD STOP MYSELF
"SO WERE YOU GUYS OUT HUNTING FOR DEALS?"
so my mom and i were baking and i decided to bake something for my boyfriend
but then my mom saw it and i was like “shit” but she just said “that’s really ugLY I CAN DO WAY BETTER” AND
THEN SHE DECORATED THEM AND LAUGHED REALLY HARD B/C OF THE “REALISM” OF THE GOOEY PAPER AND TOOK LOTS OF PICS AND SENT TO GRANDMA AND DEMANDED SHE TELL HER WHICH ONE WAS THE PRETTIEST
oh my FUCKING GOD
why are you dicking around???
yoU PIECE OF SHIT
part of me wants to be seven and careless.
part of me wants to be back in your bed.
part of me wants to be forty and settled.
part of me wants to be dead.
things that make me cry:
- actually basically everything idk why i started making a list